I appeared. Yes, I did. I appeared shiny faced. I appeared older than I think of myself. I stuttered twice. I giggled -closed mouthed- a few times. I nodded. I fluttered my eyelids downward as I tried to remember the word 'interactive'. I said everything I could about Kids Read Edmonton except the most important point: giving away free books to every elementary school.
However, it was still fun. I want a retake. Next time I will know to powder-powder-powder. And I will wear a blazer. And I will tattoo the most important detail to my hand, later cover up the tattoo with a Dora the Explorer tattoo. That's what band-aids are for, right? To cover up our mistakes.